Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Son : papa bacche jyada intelligent hote hai ya baap ?
Father : baap
Son : papa phone kisne banaya?
Father : Graham bell ne.
Son : uske baap ne kyo nhi banaya
Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
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Aajkal Ke ladko Ko Kya Pata Struggle Kya Hai ??
Hum Ne Wo Time Bhi Dekha Hai Jab.
Mobile Me “S” Type Karne K Liye..
“7” K Button Ko 4 Baar Dabana Padta Thaa
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Husband driving Car At Very High Speed:
Dekhi Meri Speed darling??
&
Achanak Car Band Ho Gai..
Biwi Hasne Lagi
Husbnd: Kya Huaa??
Biwi: Kuchh Nahi, Kal Rat Ki Yad Aagai..
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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1 ladke Ne Red Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya,
Ladka : Mujhe Ek bag Mila Hai,
Jisme 30000 Cash,
Samsung Galaxy S7,
1 Credit Card Aur,
1 Girl Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.
RJ: Wah… Aap Kitne Honest Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???
ladka : Nahi!!Nahi!!
Main Chahta Hu Ki Us ladki Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Gaana Didicate karna chahta hu…
Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?
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Subah subah zindagi ki shuruat hoti h,
Suraj ki har kiran apke sath hoti hain,
Hans ke pyar se karo din ki shuruaat,
khushi har pal apne aap sath hoti hai.
Very Sweet Good Morning Friends
“फायदा”
बहुत गिरी हुई चीज़ है,
लोग उठाते ही रहते हैं
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