एक बार जंगल में एक बहुत बड़े से गड्ढे में एक शेर गिर गया।
परेशान होकर शेर यहाँ वहां देखने लगा पर..
उसे कोई रास्ता नजर नहीं आ रहा था।
तभी वहां एक पेड़ में एक बन्दर आ गया,
शेर को इस हाल में फंसा देखकर बन्दर शेर का मजाक उडाने लगा,
क्यों शेर तू तो राजा बना फिरता है,
अब तो तेरी अकल ठिकाने आ गयी न,
अब शिकारी तुझे मरेंगे, तेरी खाल निकालकर दीवार पर सजायेंगे,
तेरे नाखून और दांत निकाल कर दवाई बनायेंगे।
तभी वो डाल जिसमें बन्दर बैठा था, *टूट गयी* और बन्दर सीधे शेर के सामने आ गिरा।
गिरते ही बोला *माँ कसम दादा माफ़ी मांगने के लिए कूदा हूँ 😁*
1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek talab par nahane ke liye gaya
waha kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi
badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari bahar aa gayi
unme se ek ladki badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!
Badshah apne mahel wapas aaya, lekin badshah ki nazro ke
samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa rahi thi,
uska mann kisi kaam me nahi lag raha tha,
raat hui …..
sari raat badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta raha,
subah usne apne sipahiyo ko hukm diya
“jao pata karo wo ladki kaha rehti hai”,
sipahiyo ne pata lagaya,
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,
badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar badshah k darbar me nahi aya,
badshah ne dubara bulawa bheja,
is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo nahi aaya,
badshah ko gussa aa gaya aur usne sunar ko
giraftar karne k liye Sipahi bheje.
Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to
ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko dhundne me madat karega use 1kg sona diya jayega.
ek hafta guzar gaya, Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar ko chupne me madat karega use sooli pe chadaya jayega.
aur ek hafta guzar gaya, Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja dega
fir bhi sunar nahi mila.
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi,
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne rajya mei dhoonda
fir bhi sunar nhi mila.
Badshah mayus ho gaya,
ek din..
badshah ne ek sapna dekha sapne me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne me hi daud kar us taalab ke pas gaya
lekin waha bhi koi nahi tha,
udas hokar jab piche palta to ek gyani baba nazar aaye
unhone nadi ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara kiya
aur kaha “tujhe jiski talash hai wo wahi hai”,
badshah chaunk kar nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko lekar us talab ke pas gaya,
waha wo sapne wala jhopda use nazar aaya,
badshah khush ho gaya,
aur jab jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur
ek boodha aadmi nazar aaye,
lekin wo ladki badsurat thi
aur uska baap bhikhari tha.
Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,
Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya aur case CBI ko saunp diya,
Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,
Aur aakhir Raja ka, uske siphaiyon ka, dusre rajya walo ka aur CBI walo ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt aise barbad hua jaise Aap ka is message ko padhne me hua…
Ek din Ek Aadmi golf khel raha tha.
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Jab usne ball ko hit kiya toh woh jungle mein chala gaya!
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jab woh ball dhondhne gaya toh ek frog mila who was trapped in a net
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Frog ne kaha if you set me free, mein tumhari 3 wishes pure kar dunga.
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Uss Aadmi ne usse free kar diya
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The frog thanked him and said ask for your three wishes but there is a condition, whatever you ask me, your wife will get 10 times more of that..
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Man said alright
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His first wish was to become the universe’s most handsome Man
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The frog warned him…
He said your Wife will than be the most beautiful women in the universe.
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Man said that’s okay!! i will still be the most handsome Man of the universe!!
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Frog said – so i grant your first wish!!
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My second wish is to become the richest Man of the universe!!
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okay but then your Wife will be the richest women of the universe!
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No problem My everything is hers and her everything is mine
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Frog said – So i grant your 2nd wish too!!
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Go ahead and ask for your last and final wish!!
Man- Give me a mild heart attack!!
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Moral of the story –
Men are intelligent.
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Men stop reading the message now!!
The joke ends for you here!!
Feel good now!!
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Women please keep reading
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Uske wife ko usse bhi 10 times halka Heart attach aaya!!
