Me: pata hai tu mere liye kitni important hai?
GF: kitni?
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Me: Tata Namak jitni, Toothpaste se lekar Dinner
tak bas tu hi tu.. 😛

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai. . . .?
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Pappu – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayak,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai..
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Sir – Shabashhhh….
“Hathi” sahi jawab hai. ! 😛

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena 😛

“Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
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mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
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Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
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Mene moka pe choka mara – accha papa to wahe khrid do
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Papa Shocked but me Rock……..”

Aaj Mene
2 Kasam Khai Hai
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1) Parai Ladki
Pe Najar Nahi Dalunga
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2) Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko
Parai Nahi Manunga

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likh

Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada..

Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . .

Dil todh kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA