2 Girls In TRAIN
1st: Tmhy kesa Husbnd Chahyie
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2nd: CrorePati
1st: Agr Crorepati Na mila tou??
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2nd: Tou 50 Lakh k 2 Chalen gy
1st: Agr wo na Mily Tou??
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2nd: Phr 25 lakh k 4 chalengy.
Upar Birth Pe Laita Larka Bola:
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Jb ye 1000 rupay pe Aa Jaye To Mujhe Jaga Lena. 🙂 :

Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .

Do Students Cheating Karne Hi
Wale The Ke Teacher Agya Aur Puncha–
” Tum Se Piche Wale Ladke Ne Abhi
Kya Puncha ? ”
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Student: Sir Iss Ne Puncha Japan Ka
Capital Kya Hai….
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Teacher: Toh Tum Ne Bata Diya.??
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Student: Nai Sir… Mene Isko Danta
Tha Ki Abhi To Tune Muje Toka Hai
Magr Ab Naa ” TOKYO ”

Kash ye faasley na
hotey,
kash ye dooriyan na hotein
kash aap aur
hum saath hotey,
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.
to
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to. . .
Mere sms k paisey
bach jatey:)