Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh
aaya.. .
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh
aaya…
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aaya…
hehehhehehe ab karo wah wah

Jailer: Suna Hain Tum Shayar Ho, Kuch
Sunaao Yaar..!
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Qaidi: “Gum-E-Ulfat Mein Jo Zindgi Kati
Hamari.
Jis Din Zamaanat Hui, Zindgi Khatam
Tumhari….. 😛 😀

Pappu Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya
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Tere Smile Mein Kya Chamak
Hai..
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Mein Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi Tou Baat Hai
Mere Toothpste Mein NAMAK
Hai…. 😀

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me

Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badla Gaye 😛

Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switch off..।

Aapki baatoon pe dil haaru
WAH! WAH!
Aapki surat pe jaan waaru
WAH! WAH!
Jis din nahi aati aapkao humari yaad
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!
waahh waaahhh!! kya baat kya baat!!

Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me…….
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me.. 😛

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e-Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.
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Magar…..
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Garmi bohot thi!
hum Shikanji pi kr wapas aa gaye.

Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate
hai,
Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate
hai.
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Sochte hai padh padh k record tod
denge,
Lekin books kholte he iraade badal
jaate hai

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,

Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki