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2010- kya aapke toothpast me
namak
hai….
2013- kya aapke toothpast me
namak or
nimbu hai?
2016- kya aapke toothpast me
namak ,nimbu or chatmasala hai…..
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2020- Dal fry special masala wala
collgate ,leamon tea wid bskt flav.
Collgate,mix veg. Spicy Collgate…
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2021- kya aapke muh me dant
hai…nahi!!
To le aaiye ready
made Colgate teeth…

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Ek baar pappu bank me gaya
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Kamino mere ko A/C kholna hai..
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Lady:- Tameez se baat kijiye,
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Pappu : Tameez ki maa ki aankh.
Account kon kholega wo bata,
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Lady manager ko complaint karne gayi.
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Manager:- kyu batameezi kar rahe ho ? …
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Pappu: Batameezi ki maa ki ankh,
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meri 100 crore ki lotery lagi hai
battao account kaun kholega,:D
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Manager: arrey sir, aap bhi kaha is chudel
se baat kar rahe ho,
Mai yaha kya aisi tesi krwane betha hun,
plzz come Sir .. PLzz =))
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Paisa bolta hai boss

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A Perfect Girl:
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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
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Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, .
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
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Aur
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Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai 😛

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Nokarani Vs Ghar Ki Malkin
Nokrani Say Bartan Toot Gaye..
Maalkin Nay Kaha: Kameeni Ye Kia Kya Tum Nay?
Bacha: Mama Ye Kameeni Kia Hota Ha?
Maa: Ye Sochtay Huway K Bacha Gali Na Seekh Lay,
Keh Dia: “Sehatmand”
Aglay Din Our Bartan Toot Gaye.
Malkin Nay Phr Say Gali Day Di Us Ko:
Begairat Phr Bartan Tor Dya …
Bacha: Maa Begairat Kya Hota Ha?
Maa: Kamzor …
1 Din Bachay Ki Naani Beemar Ho Gaye..
Bacha Maa K Saath Naani Ko Daiknay Gaya
Our Kehnay Laga Ammi,
Pehlay Nani Kitni Kameeni Thi,
Ab Kitni Begairat Hoti Ja Rahi Ha…

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