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Zuban chup ho toh aankhe bolti hai,
aankhe band ho to saanse bolti hai,
saanse band ho to dhadkan bolti hai,
dhadkan band ho toh..
Doctor bolta hai
“I AM SORRY”

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Birthday par koi wish nahi karta.. 😛
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Lekin result Par Dada ki mausi ki beti ki nanand ke bhai ka phone bhi aa jata hai.. 😀😛

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Ek din Ek Aadmi golf khel raha tha.
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Jab usne ball ko hit kiya toh woh jungle mein chala gaya!
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jab woh ball dhondhne gaya toh ek frog mila who was trapped in a net
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Frog ne kaha if you set me free, mein tumhari 3 wishes pure kar dunga.
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Uss Aadmi ne usse free kar diya
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The frog thanked him and said ask for your three wishes but there is a condition, whatever you ask me, your wife will get 10 times more of that..
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Man said alright
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His first wish was to become the universe’s most handsome Man
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The frog warned him…
He said your Wife will than be the most beautiful women in the universe.
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Man said that’s okay!! i will still be the most handsome Man of the universe!!
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Frog said – so i grant your first wish!!
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My second wish is to become the richest Man of the universe!!
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okay but then your Wife will be the richest women of the universe!
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No problem My everything is hers and her everything is mine
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Frog said – So i grant your 2nd wish too!!
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Go ahead and ask for your last and final wish!!
Man- Give me a mild heart attack!!
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Moral of the story –
Men are intelligent.
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Men stop reading the message now!!
The joke ends for you here!!
Feel good now!!
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Women please keep reading
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Uske wife ko usse bhi 10 times halka Heart attach aaya!!

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English and Hindi always Contradict…
English:The sooner the better…
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai…
English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here…
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the…
English: Don’t wait, fight for your rights…
Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai…
English: you silly cow!
Hindi: gaaye humari mata hai…
and the most striking of all,
English: As wise as an owl…
Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha….

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Crazy Heights Of Jokes.
MUST READ 1) Fashion? Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness? Get blank paper xerox.
4) Hope? A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime
incoming.
5) Stupidity? Looking through key hole of aglass door.
6) Suicide attempt? A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.
7) Height of free time? You are reading the whole msg attention. ?

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