Hai
Smart
bahot
woh
hai
bheja
Ne
Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
Niche
ko
Msg
Jo
hoon
pagal
woh
Mai
Confused??.Ab msg Niche se upar padho.
Hai
Smart
bahot
woh
hai
bheja
Ne
Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
Niche
ko
Msg
Jo
hoon
pagal
woh
Mai
Confused??.Ab msg Niche se upar padho.
Judge: Sardar Kay dono Kaaan Kaat Doh
Sardar: Nhi Nhi Me Andhaa Ho Javoo Gay
Judge: Bewakoof Kaan Katnay Sey Andha Kaisey Ho
Gaay?
Sardar:Chashmaa Kaisey Pehnooga?
Masoom Dhamki:
1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai
Bacha Bola:
Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.
App Ki 5 Khubbiaan
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5——–
Agar Zindaagi Main Koi Baadiyaa Kaam Kiyaa Houta
Toh Ajj Yeah Jagaan Khali Nhi Huti.
Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi
Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi
aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye
Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi
Ghreeb Bacha:
Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.
Patri te tatti krni c
Ek Shayar Garibi Say Tang Aakar Daaku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne Bank Gaya
Or
Kaha
Arz Keya Hai
“Taqdeer Me Jo Hai Wahi Milega
HaNds Up
Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilegaah
Phir Cashier Se Kaha
Kuch Khawab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do
Joh Kuch Bhi Haai Jaldi say Ix Bag Main Dal Doh.
Close Up Say Daant Saaf Karne Ka
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karne Kah
Colgate SayFresh Karne Kah
Ager Phir Bhi White Nahi Huey Toh
“Harpic Use Karne Ka”
Khushbu Phool Dete Hai
Naam Chaman Kah Huta Hai
Line Ladkiya Marti Hai
Naam Ladkoh Kah Kharab Huta Hai
Teacher : Tum late Q aye ho?
Student : Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie…
Teacher : Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye…
Student : Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas…
😀 😛 😀 hahahahahha