Six Amazing facts:-
1. 90% of ppl in myanmar dont drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins hav been born til now in switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t hav liver.
6. All these details r false.
Thanx 4 belivng 4 a while,
Tody is not april 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!! :-P:-D
A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..
Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu…
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!:P
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti.. . . .
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Dad: “Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . .
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Ladki:
Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla,
Iphone bhi China Wala Tha.. 😛 😀
Maine ek ladki ki madat ki to
usne muje
thank you bola…….
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Maine kaha thank you mat kaho
ye lo mera
number aur 3 ladkiyo ko do aur
un se kaho ke ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de…. 😀
Kya aap Facebook
aur whats app ki madad se
paise kamana chahte hai?
To dono delete kar do
Aur kam dhande
pe lag jao 😀
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
Maine To Bustop Me Khadi Ldki Se
Sirf Time Pucha Tha..
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Ae Dosto..
Ki Kitne Baje..?
Wo To Sarma Ke Boli
Park Me Thik Subah 9 Bje.. 😛