Tum Mere 7,
Hum Tere 7,
Asman Bhi 7,
Samandar Bhi 7,
Hamesha Rehna Mere 7,
Jeena Bhi 7,
Marna Bhi 7,
Hansna Bhi 7,
Rona Bhi 7,
QK
Aj TAREEKH Bhi 7 Hi,
Or Mahina Bhi 7.
Enjoy 7,7
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Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.
Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.
Aur Kahay Gee.
I
Love
You
“PAPA”
In me se koi aik chiz slect karein
1.Hathora
2.Handle
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.R0d
8.Danda
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Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..
Khubsurat Log Hamesha
Yun Keyu Kehtein Hein
“Main Abhi Busy Hon”
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Nahi Pata?
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Bad Mein Batao Ga
Main Abhi Busy Hun.
U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad,
Dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad,
Khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.
aapka style
aapki smile
aapki aankhen
aapki baatein
aapka bolna
aapka chalna
aapka muskurana
aapka sharmana
aapka aandaz
uff ALLAH.
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koi 1 to theek kar lo ?
One good news
One bad news
Good news: Jumma Bazar me 1 kg Aaloo k saath NOKiA N97 Free😀
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Bad news: 1kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=only
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Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
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