Relative : “Last sem he na mechanical ka.??”
Boy : “Ha”
Relative : “job mila?”
Boy : “Na”
Relative : “Toh kya karega Engineering ke baad?”
Boy : “Kuch bi karuga bus Apki tarah dusro ke dimag ki Maa-behen nai karuga.. 😛

Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..
Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!
Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!

Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
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Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.

Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..