An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother:
Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai……
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper:
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Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
>>Ha>>ppy
<<engi<<>>>>>day

An enGineering Student went & proposed a
girl

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl
do anything for u.

… Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan….. apna khyal rakhna … :p :O

Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours

A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

Happy Engineers Day

Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.

If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS

Signs of a Engineering Student:
1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course
declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena.
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2. Har semester k end me aelankarna ki agla
sem achhe se padhenge.
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3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent par rakhna and
har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi
aaya.
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4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna,
“Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi
karega.”
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5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count
karna.
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6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka
Padhunga…:p :O

4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein…

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.Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo…
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta…

If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films, The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse To Udna Hi Tha*

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..
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Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe
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Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi
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C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha…
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Engineer’s Girlfriend :
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” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna 😛