1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..
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Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..??? 😀

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:

“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.

Husband ne usay bandha

Or

dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya…:-):-D

Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke.
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Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ?
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Badtmeez Ladka : Saare Kapde Utar De.
New Born Baby Lagegi.:P

A couple sees a hot girl..
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??

Total Silence

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE