‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna’

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain/
Larki :
chup..!!!
Larka :
Batao Na plz:p
Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!
Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
Bachay Shararti hote ain.
Moral :-
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’

‘HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?
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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.
Kya kya soch rahe ho.
“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai ’

1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un

ka
bacha
hua

khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’

Height of ßadtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Tring
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Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??
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Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!!

Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped..
1st: Oh My God, My Girlfrnd And
My Wife Are Coming Together..
2nd: Damn Mine Too….!
Do u get this
If not then watch pogo

I told her : If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.
Wo black pehan ke aayi…
Mujhe bura laga.
Par Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki toh maine jaana ,
Pagli andar se pyar karti thi…

How fight starts…
A couple see’s a sexy girl in mall..
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Wife: So big, aren’t they???
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Husband : Ya, Awesome!!!…
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Wife: Are they artificial???
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Husband: I think natural !!!
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Wife: Natural Earrings???
And the fight started…hahaha

World’s most Romantic lines said by a Girl to her Lover….
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“ACHA BABA, LO KAR LO”
Samajh gaye to thoko LIKE wrna POGO dekho POGO 😛