Un dino kafi dar lgta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kodna
uff
bahar jana
geelay pan ka dar….
Phr mjy mila
bas 25 RS me
MOBILE COVER
ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt
apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)
Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..!

1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K Room
Mein Gia or Jate Hi Herat Zada Ho K Bola:

“Aunti Khud ko Dekho kia ker Rahi ho
Mujhe SIRF Angutha Choosne Per Marti Ho?

Or Khud itna Bara

*

AAM Choos Rahi ho”

HAPPY MANGO SEASON
IN ADVANCE,.

Girl:
Tum Larke Humen Bachi Q Bolte Ho.

Boy:
Iss Ka 1 Reason Hai.

Girl:
Kya

Boy:
Hum Ne Bachpan Me Hi PAMPER Pehnna Chor Dya Tha

Maa Ki Aankh
Laga Pogo.
Aj to tu dekhay ga.

Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea)Bana do.
Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?
Boss: 2 Spoon.
Secrtary:
Doodh kitna?
Boss:
DoodH bus Dikha do me khudDaal longa…!!

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.
Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo
Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo
Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo
Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo
Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.
(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’

MARD aur AURAT ka
Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H…
Dur Raho To JUDAI..
Aur paas raho to
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.
To LADAI
.
Haa bhai
Jo aap soch rahe ho wo bhi Hota h.

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
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.
.
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Ladkiyan Aapas me Gale milte waqt kya Sochti hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye hai!!!
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PATA nahi Kaunsa ShampoO Use
karti Hogi.:P
BUT I Like the way u Think. . .:D 😀