18 year old boy : Will u be my
gf…???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost…
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5 year old boy : Will u be my
gf…???
18 year old girl : Awwwwwww So
sweet…
yes yes,
i will…
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Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me
danth nahi
usi ko
khana kyu dete ho.. 😛

Teacher – Aj der se aane ka kya bahana socha hai???
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Student – Sorry Sir!! aj me itna tez daud kar aya ki.. bahana sochne ka mauka hi nhi mila !!