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Paper se darr nai lgta sahab.

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.Result se lgta hai..

1 Bacha Dabang dekh kar aaya:

School men sir:
Tmhre saare answers galat hen marks den to kahan?

Bacha:
Kamal Krte Hen Master Ji
Marks Hi To Mang Rhe Hen
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Maar K Bhi Le Sakte Hen.

Sir:
Begairat.

Bacha:
Begairat Se Yaad Aaya
Apke Papa Kaise Hen?

Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha:
Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Answer Sheet Men Itne Chhed Karenge Ke Confuje Ho Jaoge Ke Marks Kahan Den Or Zero Kahan Den…!’

DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!’

3 idiots Best line —
“Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago,
Neend jakh mar k tumhare piche aayegi..!!”

Why Akshay Kumar’s wife is not a BIG
STAR like him….??
Because”TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
STAR…!”

Calling Your ‘Ex’ At Midnight And Singing…
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You Can Call Me Ex,
You Can Call Me Ex,
Mr Ex 😛

SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..
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John :- 1000 log..
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Hrithik :- 5000 log..
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sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?

“ZARIN” aur “KATRINA” dono hi ek jaisi aur gori hai kyun….?
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Kyun ki dono k naam me “RIN” aata hai.
Aur RIN deta hai chokne wali safedi… 😛